The lingo of a Water Genie

So here I am perched, seated, relaxing in my cozy, comfy, overstuffed chair thinking, debating, considering on how to approach the extensive, overly wordy lingo of the elusive, mysterious Water Genie. I am not sure, a smidge wary, one hundred per cent doubting my abilities to take on such a task. Although I am finding, discovering, uncovering that it is more fun, entertaining, one hundred per cent amusing to use a hundred words instead of the simple, easy as pie, straight to the point single word. I just hope, pray, wish that this the correct, proper, accurate way to take on the Water Genie's lingo.